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Rodimus Prime


Posted on 2008.01.19 at 21:24
* Rodimus Prime stands in his office, inexplicably pink-ish, and is hearing reports of mass hysteria across the Ark. He stares a moment, from Kup to his Vice King, Grimlock...


[Kup] Calm down, lad. You just need to...

* Rodimus grabs Kup by the shoulders and starts to shake his violently.

Calm down?? CALM DOWN???? Don't you see what's happening?? Don't you see what they've done? It's Season Three! Season Three all over again! They'll blame me, and they'll want Optimus back, and I'll get a transforming gun and Springer will laugh at me, and Arcee will never want me, and then I'll become a fragging JOKE. I don't WANT to be a fragging joke. I want to be cool! Like Nick Roche cool!

[Kup] ......what?

Grimlock, tell him...

OH SWEET PRIMUS, GRIMLOCK! What did they DO to you....?

Grimlock VICE King!
Posted on 2007.07.12 at 17:54
Me Grimlock use leader bot's journal to post things. Me Grimlock like the intrawebs!

Me Grimlock took this from other pages. It tell Grimlock to do things. So I do them.

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5.When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them fivequestions. And thus the endless cycle of the meme goes on and on and onand on...

Me Grimlock DEMAND all Autobots be interviewed! Me Grimlock good vice leader, me get to know troops! Me maybe even take out for pizza!

Rodimus Prime

The Perils of Command

Posted on 2007.06.19 at 17:07
(This takes place shortly before the meeting. Later, the results of that meeting.)

* In his quarters, Rodimus Prime sits down and lets out a long sigh. He pulls up some information on the computer next to him, looking at old pictures. Without any warning, the form of a rather large mechanoid t-rex appears, causing him to jump up a bit.

[Grimlock] Rodi-moose Prime.


[Grimlock] That's what me said. Rodi-moose.

*shakes off the visual of himself with antlers* What's up, Grimlock?

[Grimlock] Bossbot look sad. Me Grimlock wonder what wrong?

It's just... well...

[Grimlock] Well? That country? They speak Cybertronian in Well?

*shutters optics a moment then, to his great surprise, lets loose* None of the Autobots respect me, Grimlock. I'm not Optimus. I'll never be Optimus, and I'm willing to bet he wasn't all that great when he started, either. I've got officers, the rank and file, minibots, Gobots, humans, even Bumblebee's extensive pet collection trying to tell me what to do.

[Grimlock] You know what me Grimlock do when me feel bad?

...you know, I'm almost horrified to know.

* Grimlock takes a step back as the other four Dinobots appear behind him, and subspaces a top hat onto his head. He then breaks out into a stunning rendition of "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life", complete with Dinobot whistling.

[Grimlock] You feel better, now?

Slightly. But it still doesn't solve my problem. I need the others to respect me...

[Grimlock] Them not respect you if you keep trying to be Opti-moose. You no Opti-moose. You Rodi-moose. Matrix pick Rodi-moose to be leader Rodi-moose be, not to copy everything Opti-moose do.

I never thought of that before. Grimlock... do you think you could come with me to the Officer's Meeting? There are going to be some changes around here. Hot Rod style changes!

[Grimlock] Me Grimlock love to! But me can't stay later than 8:00. Dinobots have self actualization workshop to attend.

Rodimus Prime


Posted on 2006.12.18 at 13:10

Rodimus Prime

Well, it could be worse...

Posted on 2006.01.30 at 19:44
So, I'm apparently being reassigned to Earth. On the up side, it's letting me go to a planet with wide open spaces, lots of Decepticons to shoot at, and of course, I'll be under the direct command of Optimus Prime for the first time in my career. On the down side, I'm leaving all my friends behind. And Arcee. Primus, if that lousy Springer even thinks about making a move on her while I'm gone...

I think it will be a good mission, overall. Who knows, maybe there will even be a few Autobots who are willing to match their speed against mine. Maybe I'll even get a promotion.

...yeah, right. And Kup's going to beat me in a race sometime.